No one will be able to find you...you will be lost forever. The only people there for your immediate survival are the SAAC E-board members!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Terrified scream). Everyone survives the crash, but you are now faced with the challenge of who to choose and survive with. Why not just all go together you say?? You do not want to all go together because there are too many mouths to feed at once so we split up! You can choose to go with Hilary, Cory, Marissa, Sarah, or Liz. Here is why you should choose Hilary!
Hilary knows the wild! She spends her free time looking for these things called Hellbenders, which are giant salamanders (ewww, throw-up) but she is handy in this situation! She knows the foliage better than anyone, and I know this because she took ecology with me and she knew the material! (I'm not sure what ecology was about, but I'm pretty sure foliage and plants was in there somewhere)! I have made my decision to tag along with Hilary because she makes the most sense! I can protect the group from things like frogs, snakes, and other slimy gross amphibious animals that we may encounter...(just kidding, Hilary will do that too). CAUTION, the following content may be disturbing to some viewers...
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| The Perilous Frog |
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| The Mighty Snake |
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| I have absolutely no idea what this is... |
On a final note, Marissa has promised to feed her people with one jar of Peanut Butter for eternity, so if you want to go with her....(which I don't recommend) then I would follow Hilary. Liz has joined us and we are not sure what Sarah is up to these days, I think we lost her on the island somehow (whoops). Who will you follow? The greatest explorer of our time, Hilary? The one jar of peanut butter lady...(DON'T DO IT), or go help find Sarah lost in the Jungle? You decide! Let me know who you would follow for a chance to gain extra bonus points for the next round of points after tonight's SAAC meeting! Go Bulls!
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