Hey college kids!!! Welcome to the latest blog this week! Today I'm going to give you some tips about and how to deal with hair loss while in college, so you don't end up bald after 4 years at UB!
Tip #1: Go to class and every SAAC meeting! It will save you from hair loss by approximately 40%, according to leading hair loss specialists! and looking like me! And if none of you have seen my shiny "Mr. Clean" like bald head then you are really missing out!!!
Tip #2: Don't forget to have fun! Go out and meet new people, one study at the University of Hair Loss in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, shows that if you meet 5 new people a day, it will actually increase the hair growth on top of your head and bring more volume!
Someone on the UB campus that knows about volume is Women's Soccer player Megan Abman. She says that the first thing you have to do to get great volume out of your hair is thank the "rents" (for anyone, like myself, who has no idea what that is; it means your Parents)! Secondly, all you have to do is use the right products, dry and BAM! #fabulous!!!!
My question to Megan was:
Q: How has the volume of your hair impacted your social life? Do you think people look at you differently because you have a great head of hair compared to someone, such as, Cory Folk?
She replied with...
A: "Having voluminous hair makes my charm so contagious they have literally made vaccinations for it. (It) Gives me the confidence to ace any test...and yes that includes a Rorschach test. The police constantly question me just because they find me interesting and when I live my life with these luscious locks, I don't live to beef up my resume, I live to beef up my obituary."
You heard it hear first Folks!
The receding hairline is a brutal reality for some people, especially us men....(You know who you all are fellas), not all of us were blessed with a great head of hair like Brad Pitt or Bradley Cooper, but we can all make it with what we have!!!
P.S. (All of these scientific stats are not real and they should not be taken seriously by the reader).
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