This article is meant to shed some light on what types of roommates are out there. These examples are from the baseball team, but I am sure many of you can find roommates on your own teams that can relate to some of these examples! I hope you enjoy! Go Bulls!
1. The Dan Ginader
This
roommate reaffirms why you always hated to go to your grandparent’s house for
vacation. Where TV volume can’t be
above 10 and the lights must be out by 8:30 pm.
2. The Kanzler
This
roommate lets it all hang loose and isn’t afraid of doing some pregame singing
routines, which resemble that of Andrea Bocelli and Michael Crawford.
3. The Jimmy Topps
This
roommate is unique because he is your classic two for one deal. He always comes with a friend attached
at the hip, such as (Nick Sinay).
4. The River McWilliams/Ben Hartz
This
roommate roars like a lion in their sleep. They snore incredibly loud and only one person in the room
that night gets a decent nights worth of sleep.
5. The Dale
This
roommate came straight out of the Twilight Saga. They never sleep, but they also never bother you and give you all the space you need.
6. The Kyle Brennan
You
should be cautious of this roommate.
They tend to stare at you while you fall asleep and also perform random
stretching routines throughout the entire weekend.
7. The Anthony Magovney
This
roommate never leaves the room except for game time and meals. They lie on their bed all day long and
watch TV, not doing much at all.
8. Finally the Perfect roommate…
These
roommates don’t exist. Yes sorry
to burst your bubble, but there is no such thing as the perfect roommate on the
road. Everyone does something that we find to be somewhat annoying to us. We all wish this was possible, but
until the perfect roommate exists I guess we will have to live with all the
great teammates at UB!
